Friday, February 18, 2011

Lazy GM Lands Dynamic IR Trio, drops 10-Cent, E-hole and Willy


Early deadline deal shocks the 'superD'. After some soul searching the Shero'esk GM for team CreepyGilmore reunites the high flying pens pair for next year. GM Creepy states, "After a lame attempt to sign Ovi, we decided to shoot for a higher level of personnel along with a stronger overall supporting team". Little brother Iffy added this quote, "Yes." and "...I'll get the blog post up right away..". Nicely put.

Negotiations with fellow GM BrotherlyLuvLover lead to this realization, "Yeah, nice to see them playing pretty well right now." As most flyer's fans are out of touch, Creepy informed his colleague that the pair has been out for quite some time and recommended he save the line for next season or perhaps around the Cup final. BLuv added, "...a penguin feels good.". Alright, lets move on.

GM Outlaw had these words of advice during the historic agreement, "...you gain big time...". Agreed.

Enough Quotes, here are the dirty details;

To Creepy;
Malkin
To BLuvL;
1st rounder next years draft
Williams

To Creepy;
Crosby
Duchene (Here is hoping that hand injury keeps Duchene out of the top 50)
5th rounder next years draft
To Outlaws;
Kane
Ehrhoff
2nd rounder next years draft


Footnote on Kane;



With holdovers like that who needs draft picks...
Approvals?

9 comments:

Outlaws said...

I endorse my trade ..... Crosby is gone ...boohoo! But I do line the crybaby Kane'r .....

However, the other trade is illegal (ie. Malkin / Williams) ..... there has to be a draft pick going each way to ensure all teams start with 15 players next year after the draft.

BrotherlyLoveLover said...

I approved my trade. Looks like way too many draft picks involved in the other trade

Broker Bill said...

Looks like someone from Saskatchewan came up with this bullshit! Until it is sorted out, I will keep surfing for porn. Approval denied!!! =P

GregO said...

English Accent Please.

The burden of proof lies with the guaranteur of the blah blah blah.

There are plenty of superdraft cases where trades were made for unequal number of draft picks. Come to think of it, every one of them has involved Creepy (never better than 8th place finish, by the way). BroLuvLuv may decline his 11th pick without penalty, or he may use it to pick someone stupid, like he does with most of his picks :o)

Earlier this year in fact, The Creepy One traded away one of his picks to All Star for the Nov FA pick. Creepy will now have picks 151 and 152 in the 2011 Entry draft. If he decides not to use these picks, then his salary cap will be reduced by the 2011 league minimum salary per missed pick.

Trade is legal, and approved, as far as I'm concerned.

BrotherlyLoveLover said...

Nice post BTW, although misquoted, pretty funny

Outlaws said...

ahha ... I figured you'd have it in the rules somehow .... I guess after all these years, I still haven't read all the fine print.

Kernel said...

I have no idea wtf is going on.
Approved!

GregO said...

By the way. Was that picture taken in the turnip patch?

"Savard to the left of them,
Lindros to the right,
Here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you"

Barry said...

no misquotes, just context changes, thanks for all your approval!