Thursday, February 16, 2012

Eleven Million Exploration Lease Deal

After doing some research and test drills to the depths of capgeek Rocky suddenly felt the weight of a bolder-sized-holdover contract bearing down on him.  He had no other choice but to offer the prized player to a team worthy of clawing into first place.  Lets face it, its the right thing to do.  Plus hours before becoming a D-A-D for the first time can have some crazy effects on a man, even the Rock.

Mark the Rock?  Using noninvasive probing for geological core samples finds Heatley and a 3rd Rounder

For

A two month use of the Kovalchuck point maker.

Your approval is kindly requested.

Team-mates?

4 comments:

twokars said...

This is by far one of the weirdest thing I have EVER READ!!! EVER!! Holy shit!

If this is a trade for heatly and a 3rd round pick in exchange for kovy then I am in favor. If not, whoever wrote it should see a shrink, ........seriously.

Beer-Leaguer said...

approved.

Broker Bill said...

trade approved

Mark said...

The negligent GM finally checks in!

I approve this gongshow of a post and the aforementioned gongshow trade.