Please refrain from using The Captain's name in vain whilst participating in a hockey pool based in Calgary, Alberta. Lest you be smote to the level of distain held only for pedophiles and Canucks fans. While Mr. Iginla may not yet have produced sufficient point to satisfy your selfish personal greed, if you search your faith (or statistics charts) you will come to see the glory and know in your heart that he will rise again to score 80 or more points this season despite the lack-luster play of his team mates.
If you search your soul and still cannot find in it the forgiveness and patience that our dearest two-time-golden-Olympian deserves I am certain that he could find a loving home with another GM. Please, before you banish the Dark Skinned Warrior to your bench for too long, consider what he has given to the world of hockey and find him a new team on which he can flourish. After all, we all have “useless piles of shit” on our teams that we would offer in return.
Sincerely,
GM All-Star Eagleson
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Dear Mr. Feaster
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I will trade you my 2 time golden olympian for your undersized, 0 time olympian, Martin St. Louis. Straight up!
He is going to be 1.25pts per game from here on out according to you. Seems like a no brainer.
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