
Thanks to Les Habitants folding up like a rusty wheel chair last night, Stad-nicky has finally clawed his way to within 1 point of the seemingly unstoppable All-Star Eagleson and his merry band of injury-prone-men.
But before I am unceremoniously dumped out of the last money spot I would like to take this opportunity to blame several people:
1. Alex Ovechkin for coming out of the gate like a Cadillac Escalade (slow and overpriced)
2. All of my defencemen for playing like the poster boys for Osteogenesis (look it up)
3. Peter Meuller's soft european brain for not healing itself quickly enough for him to play 1 damn game.
4. Rene Bourque for playing to his pay grade when he was on my bench and then regressing to "young guns" levels of performance once I scrambled to put him back in the lineup.
5. All of the other Superdraft GMs for not offering me way better trade deals.
6. My mother for not enrolling me in hockey at a younger age (I coulda made it Mom!)
7. That girl at my Jr. High School dance who turned down my invitation to boogie and permanently damaged my self-esteem.
In short: SCREW YOU ALL.
1 comment:
Haha, great post All-Star! I would like to thank all the people you hate for keeping me in Second Place.
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