Friday, February 25, 2011

Iffy Pulls the Wool Over on Kernel

Kernel has agreed to acquire R WILSON (Col) from Iffy. Problem for him is that he thought he was getting either CLAY WILSON (FLA), KELSEY WILSON (NAS), or KYLE WILSON (CBJ). He didn't care which, but he definitely didn't want the loser he got.

In order to make the salary cap details work Kernel also acquires:

Ribeiro
2011 1st Round Pick

for

Nash
2011 3rd Round Pick (Kernel's original)

Iffy also agrees that the Flames will "win" 9th place in the West after trading their 1st round pick for some old fucking dinosaur.