I am away this weekend so I thought I would through this weeks moves post up a little early. Put your moves in the comments section of this post by 1pm Calgary time on Monday and Barry will update Officepools shortly after.
I feel so embarrassed for bringing this issue up. I know it really is none of my business to inquire in others affairs but I am greatly concerned. He is just a young kid with a bright future ahead of him. His where-abouts are unknown, I just don't know what to do...WHERE THE F**K IS PATRICK KANE? He literally just disappeared from my team? Barry? Broker? Would you guys share in this adventure? His missing points would have me 20 points ahead in first!!!
I have completed the criminal investigation. It lead me to one of the padded rooms in Ponoka, where I found the incontinent and borderline paranoid schizophrenic shell of what use to be Patrick Kane mumbling something about Stadnicky and a pseudo-wild limo ride in Vancouver before the Silver medal game. Apparently that is where he was first led astray.
A less serious note to Stadnicky:
Please review your roster moves from 2 weeks ago. The one with the girl in the 1/4 size mint green bikini. You claimed to have traded Kane. So that is WHERE THE F**K PATRICK KANE.
As much as your wife would appreciate it, we can't be your babysitter.
Feel free to activate the bed-wetting-psychotic-silver-medalist at your earliest convenience, and I'm sure the talented Mr. Creepy will comply.
Good detective work there Iffy. You are indeed right. I did trade him to nobody so that nobody bastard still has him!!! Must of been a computer glitch.
Stadnicky, Kane has only gotten 6 points since you traded him to nobody so 24 lost points might be a bit much. Vanek by the way has also gotten 6 points over that time frame...
Technically yes, you might have an argument there Broker, but its a very weak one. Let's say we both agree then on 10 more points. That's a good deal because you save 14 from my original request of 24 which then strengths your lead on the competition (which is good, I'm cheering for ya!) and I give up 14 that otherwise I would be entitled to.
That way be can both f**k FMJ and leave him out of the picture. I never really liked the guy anyway.
Hey FMJ, you wanna catch up sometime over a beer? Haven't seen you in awhile since the draft. I hear people are talking trash about you and I just want to let you know its not me!!! Hope your doing well. Say hi to the wife and kids for me.
I will agree to giving you the 6pts you lost from having Kane out of your lineup. But you will have to give back the 6pts you gained from keeping Vanek active. :P
14 comments:
To whom it may concern:
I feel so embarrassed for bringing this issue up. I know it really is none of my business to inquire in others affairs but I am greatly concerned. He is just a young kid with a bright future ahead of him. His where-abouts are unknown, I just don't know what to do...WHERE THE F**K IS PATRICK KANE? He literally just disappeared from my team? Barry? Broker? Would you guys share in this adventure? His missing points would have me 20 points ahead in first!!!
I need to open up a criminal investigation!!!
To whom it may concern:
I have completed the criminal investigation. It lead me to one of the padded rooms in Ponoka, where I found the incontinent and borderline paranoid schizophrenic shell of what use to be Patrick Kane mumbling something about Stadnicky and a pseudo-wild limo ride in Vancouver before the Silver medal game. Apparently that is where he was first led astray.
A less serious note to Stadnicky:
Please review your roster moves from 2 weeks ago. The one with the girl in the 1/4 size mint green bikini. You claimed to have traded Kane. So that is WHERE THE F**K PATRICK KANE.
As much as your wife would appreciate it, we can't be your babysitter.
Feel free to activate the bed-wetting-psychotic-silver-medalist at your earliest convenience, and I'm sure the talented Mr. Creepy will comply.
When did you two get married?
Kopitar in for Burrows this week.
Thx
IN: Wolski and Frolov
OUT: Bobby Ryan and Jokinen
Forgot one
IN: Goligoski
OUT: Whitney
Good detective work there Iffy. You are indeed right. I did trade him to nobody so that nobody bastard still has him!!! Must of been a computer glitch.
Cammalleri in for O'Sullivan
Broker Bill $0.60
Brotherly Luv Lover $0.30
Stadnicky $0.15
Iffy's pride $ priceless
for everything else there's mcculloughcard
lol; i should check more often; Kane is back on your bench, good to see that sorted out.... if you want him on your active roster, please ask.
lol
Yes, please activate Kane for Vanek and add 24 for lost points. Thnks
Stadnicky, Kane has only gotten 6 points since you traded him to nobody so 24 lost points might be a bit much. Vanek by the way has also gotten 6 points over that time frame...
Technically yes, you might have an argument there Broker, but its a very weak one. Let's say we both agree then on 10 more points. That's a good deal because you save 14 from my original request of 24 which then strengths your lead on the competition (which is good, I'm cheering for ya!) and I give up 14 that otherwise I would be entitled to.
That way be can both f**k FMJ and leave him out of the picture. I never really liked the guy anyway.
Hey FMJ, you wanna catch up sometime over a beer? Haven't seen you in awhile since the draft. I hear people are talking trash about you and I just want to let you know its not me!!! Hope your doing well. Say hi to the wife and kids for me.
I will agree to giving you the 6pts you lost from having Kane out of your lineup. But you will have to give back the 6pts you gained from keeping Vanek active. :P
flower guy here agrees.
Post a Comment