You suck. The pain you have caused me is nearly immeasurable. This is a partial list of the reasons I am currently poking great-big-freakin pins into your pretty-boy-dumb-ass face:
- You grew up as an Oilers fan and now you have scored 10 points against them in the last 4 games. You disloyal prick.
- After picking you up in the free agent pool (because you are an overachieving-high-points-per-million-signed-Sutter-biotch) I had to watch the Calgary Plegms with an Unpure Heart.
- Your pretzel-strength ankle exploded as soon as I activated your sloppy-sausage-holder. That was nice, but still.
- In order to purify my conscience, I traded you to Brotherly Pens Luver. The day the trade goes live, you put up a natural hat-trick against my Oilers. And in the process you handed that mangy-ex-coyote-panther-deadbeat two assists which put him further ahead of future-hall-of-famer-Horcoff. You miserable-no-good-piss-eater.
- You are a Flame.
May your ankles turn back into salt and baking powder.
Sincerely,
A true Oilers fan, biotch.
6 comments:
I got up bright and early to post something to this effect, but frankly couldn't have said it myself!! Nice work
Ahhh good times. I am looking forward to the carpool tomorrow. :)
Me too. Cause I won't be in the carpool. Who's laughing now?
I have another overpaid center to compare with Horcoff: Andy McDonald. Oh wait, no, he's better than Horcoff.
Slacker!
Another 2 point night for Rene! Greg have I thanked you enough for trading him?
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