Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Frick ' n ' Frack

Hey Dany, How Many Dicks Did You Suck Last Week?



I realize that this will look really dumb tomorrow when we see this was all a miscommunication and he did actually waive his no trade clause.

For now, TSN is reporting the following:

"It's true that Dany Heatley did not waive his no-movement clause when requested by the Edmonton Oilers on Tuesday night, but that isn't to say it's not still possible for him to waive it on Wednesday. He has, technically speaking, not issued an outright refusal to move."

McKenzie has changed it so many times tonight, that it may not look the same when you read the link.

For the good comments, go to Lowetide. It's quite a wild ride in there! 540 comments already. Here are a few of the best...

"You have to admit, the Oilers were getting low on guys who've killed people in car crashes."
"Come on, Heatley! Think of the mosquitos! Think of all the ugly women falling over on Whyte Avenue every Friday night! Think of the architecture!"
"Andrew Cogliano tried to pick up the phone and call Tambellini to ask what was going on, but his cat got the phone first eight times in ten."
"Heatley - Nylander - Jagr is now the first line of the Signed, Sealed, and Delivered All-Stars."
"So I'm guessing Katz is getting on his jet and demon dialing Marion Hossa right now."
"Is Heatley married to Lauren Pronger too?"
"So, we are the 2nd best guy in the bar hitting on the hot girl (who is a bit crazy but wild in the sack) who takes your drinks, talks nice, even touches your arm, all the while eyeing the guy across the bar hoping he takes her home. if he doesn't come over, she'll go with us, but inside she's disappointed. Fuck you heatley, i'll find a fat chick who is thankful."
"Unrelated story: Burger Baron Franchises in Edmonton Breath Sigh of Relief"
"sleep on a dick heatley. Sorry, really mad at him now."
"Has anyone made a Copper & Blue Balls joke here tonight? If not, I call dibs."
"There was a blog post making the rounds a little while ago saying that he was dumber than a sack of hammers (other people doing his work in college) and enjoyed the odd bong hit. To which I reply: if you score 50 goals in Edmonton, I don't care if you've got Sparky Kulchinsky packing bowls and filling out your taxes for you."


And now it looks like Ottawa leaked the trade to get the offer higher from the Rangers. What a fucking nightmare.

In other news, Bouwmeester is a douche, for the forseeable future.

1 comment:

Broker Bill said...

Ahhh fun times. Don't worry GregO the Oil have locked up the "Bulin Wall" for the next 4 years! How can you go wrong with that?

Battle of Alberta will be fun this year.