Friday, February 15, 2008

Table Turning Trade?

After repeated attempts by Broker Bill to land a nice fee acount with Stadnicky, Creepy has decided that enough is enough. He is throwing caution to the wind. He is letting it all hang out. He figures he can outdraft everyone, even with ten 10th round picks (As I recall it went something like "Write it Down Ass Wipe")

Part I

Creepy trades rusty anchors:

Jagr
Liles
Ryan (frok)
2008 1st round pick
2008 5th round pick

to Iffy for superstars:

Cammalleri
Plekanek
2008 3rd round pick
2008 10th round pick

Part II (conditional on Part I approval)

Creepy trades:

Kopitar
2008 2nd round pick

to MILFy for la piece de resistance:

St Louis
2008 3rd round pick

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Creepy has left town, for fear of a public backlash. I believe he has emailed his approval of this trade to BB. MILFy will need to send his approval.

We need 2 other Hot Dog removal specialists to approve each part of the trade. Please identify which Parts you approve if any.

3 comments:

Broker Bill said...

I approve both trades! Why not they aren't my draft picks.

I will also comfirm that Barry sent me an email approving these trades as long as MILFY is on side.

Now if we can only get Kern and Leaguer in on the trading action...

MILF Hunter said...

They didn't dream this up - I am on board with it.

Good luck to anyone entering negotiations with Mr. Leaker - does the term "blood from a stone" mean anything to you?

Stadnicky said...

I'll approve only if this guarantees Creepy 2nd place!!! I like Creepy, so I don't want him to finish 3rd!!!