Friday, October 20, 2006

Trouble in the MILF Henhouse

Due to a strong personality conflict between Mr Ryan Smyth and the GM, there are rumours of a possible trade blowing around. During a recent interview, GM MILF was quoted as saying "I don't care how many points he has picked up for me - I want that hairbag piece of shit off my team". Smyth could not be reached for comment.

Anyone interested? Serious offers only please. I'm not interested in being raped.


Iffy - this is the picture of Smyth that I saw last week after his Player of the Week award. We must be getting our sports news from different publications.

3 comments:

GregO said...

Please let me know what Hot Shit websites you are getting your 'news' from.

GregO said...

This is not the first time that a similar reference has been made to the Oilers. Go Coilers!

By the way, your marketing skillz suck! Haven't you heard of pump and dump. Ask Broker Bill about it.

Beer-Leaguer said...

PLEASE, SOMEONE post something else, every time I open this post all I see is a "bowl" o'shit....