Sunday, October 01, 2006

Second Annual Stadnicky Wife Swap

For those of you not familiar with a Stadnicky party, let me guide you through it:

1. Show up at 6:00pm and wait for Brad to get home from work.
2. Go pick up Brad at the train ... get a car loser!
3. Draw names out of a hat to see who your partner will be for the evening.
4. Let the games begin ... grrrr!
5. Lots of tension and suspense.
6. What the hell is going on?
7. Foosball and Bubble Hockey, you perverts.
8. Watch Brad get knocked out of both tournaments early.
9. Drink lots of Brad's booze.
10. Watch Brad pick himself a new partner for round 2 ... the nice young lady who won the round 1 foosball tournament.
11. Brad wins at Bubble Hockey, and thinks its all about him (yeah right!)
12. Brad faces up to the fact that he will get destroyed in Superdraft2006.
13. Find a new Superdraftee. Kern to join Superdraft.
14. Riders lose late in the fourth quarter. Sign of things to come for poor Stadnicky.

Details for the draft can be found in the comments to Tim's lame post (which he already knew the answer to). Looks like Schremp is gonna make the 3rd line of Crosby's farm team.

See everyone tomorrow!

4 comments:

Beer-Leaguer said...

Not sure what was lame about it, it was efficient, to the point and was directing people to the actual event. Communication, other than through the telepathy that you were trying to communicate the draft through (it seems you need to work on this not everyone received your message). See you at 7.

GregO said...

I deleted a comment here that I posted that was not very positive. I apologize to you Tim.

Greg

Stadnicky said...

Yes, the hour has arrived. Bring it on Grego! Not only do you have to win, you have to win by over 180 points! What with the combined 500 hours of analyzing, studing, predicting, formulating, etc that you have done this past summer.

I do look forward to tonight. Good to hear everyone can make it to a local bar. That's the place a hockey draft should always be held.

You will have a small trophy made up with the winners name plated on correct? I'll just then keep it at my house until next spring.

GregO said...

I'll agree to 150 pts.